Monthly Archives: June 2011

“Hey! Where’d Everybody Go?”

‘Like Being Left at the Beach’: Stranded Snorkeller Accused of Attention Seeking

So this guy, Ian Cole, takes a snorkeling excursion to the Great Barrier Reef. After a while, he pops up, and the boat’s gone. He panics but is able to keep his wits about him. Thankfully, there was another boat in the distance. He swam about 15 minutes to reach it. He asked about his boat, and the crew said, “Oh it left.” Great. He hitches a ride with that boat and arrives on shore pretty freaked out and pissed.

Of course, he wants an apology and assurance that this won’t happen to anyone else. The Passions of Paradise tour operators had Col McKenzie,the worst spokesman ever, represent them.

“I’m quite stunned this happened. This is one of our flagship operators and they have a perfect record. They have recently been audited and passed with flying colours. It was reported to Work Place Health and Safety; to Marine Safety Queensland and a diving inspector. They did all the right things. This was nothing more than a single breach by one staff member not following the rules. He was trained and passed all the tests, he just didn’t do what he should have. That’s all. He has paid the price and lost his job. The fact that this guy [Ian Cole] talked about this shows that he’s just seeking self-exposure, and wants to be portrayed as a hero, you know, a survivor. There’s no lesson to be learnt from this. He is just making a mountain out of a molehill, and trying to maximize his own self-exposure. It’s just bullshit. He was never in any danger. It was just like being left behind on a beach. I mean, his demands were unreasonable. He wanted a written apology. I think his requests were morally reprehensible.”

Just WOW. The guy could have drowned. Being in that industry, he should have remembered the couple who was left behind while on a dive trip there. Tom and Eileen Lonergan were never found.

You know, I love the ocean. I’m not a strong swimmer, though. I don’t think I would have been able to swim that 15 minutes to the boat. Wave bye bye. I’m going under. These tour operators were lucky it was Ian Cole who was left and not someone like me. They’d have a nightmare on their hands.

A written apology was the least they can do. He got his apology letter, a refund, and a $200 restaurant voucher. He’s going to give it away. Yeah, he should just cut his losses. Screw the surf & turf, and go back home to Michigan. He can put this nightmare experience behind him.

Message to Compassionate Col: So he should have just sucked it up and said nothing? What if the boat wasn’t there for him to swim to? How long would he have to wait for help? Until his family calls wondering where he is? Would he have lasted that long? There is a difference between being left on a beach and in the middle of the ocean. It’s called L-A-N-D. You know what I find morally reprehensible? Someone who uses the chance to issue an apology to bash the victim of a situation that could have ended tragically. Since you can’t find an ounce of the milk of human kindness in yourself, find some PR courses, mate.


Coulrophobia and the GOP

Bachmann on John Wayne Gacy Gaffe: I’m Not Perfect

“People can make mistakes and I wish I could be perfect every time I say something, but I can’t.”

Yes! That is how you own it. Touchdown, right?

The parents of John Wayne the actor lived in Waterloo for a time, she pointed out. But the technicalities were beside the point, she added. “Of course, the main point I was making are the sensibilities of John Wayne, which is patriotism, love of country, standing up for our nation, that positive enthusiasm is what America’s all about,” Bachmann said.

Damn. She fumbled at the 5 yard line. She should have just stopped at admitting her mistake. She ruins it by saying essentially, “He wasn’t from here, but you know his parents lived here.” Um, OK. Then she says she really meant the other John Wayne. Well, we knew that.

All politicians screw up. There aren’t 57 states, and FDR wasn’t president when the stock market crashed. If you’re going to own it, own it. Don’t add the explanation, excuses, etc.

Anyway, it was the subject of the gaffe that made me do a double take. John Wayne Gacy. The serial killer. He was one sick son of a bitch. He killed 33 teenage boys in a span of 6 years. Yeah? And? I know serial killers abound in the news and movies, but Gacy was extra special. He had an alter ego. “Pogo the Clown.” He’d dress up as Pogo for community fundraisers and kids’ parties. Wonderful.

I never had a problem with clowns when I was little. They were silly and colorful. Then, I learned about John Wayne Gacy and saw that picture. He totally ruined clowns for me. They creep me out now. This is how my twisted mind works: Clowns –> John Wayne Gacy –> serial killer –> clowns stabbing me.

Message to Michele: Like you said, we make mistakes. But clowns and serial killers? The lyrics to Insane Clown Posse’s song Fearless comes to mind: “What’s the matter? What’s the matter? Are you scared?” Hell yeah I am! I know you can’t choose your gaffes. Next time, though, I hope it has something to do with puppies and flowers. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have to go check the closet and under the bed. Again.


Totally Twisted Quote Tuesday 6/28/11


More to Celebrate at New York Pride

Pride Parade Celebrates Passage of Gay Marriage

Friday night, the NY state legislature approved gay marriage, and Governor Cuomo signed it into law. It was a huge win for the LGBT community. It’s really cool that it coincided with NYC’s Pride Weekend. I’m sure some are still partying.

Pride Weekend is super fun. In my 20s, I would go to the Dyke March – the Saturday night before the parade. I preferred it. It was nice to have a celebration just for chicks, and Castro Street in SF turned into one big dance party. You dance the night away, but leave long before experiencing all the traffic and congestion of the parade. Good times.

Since I feel about 2489 years old, it’s been a long time since I’ve done Pride Weekend. I’ll live vicariously through those partying into the wee hours tonight in SF and NYC. There’s a lot to celebrate. I’m with you in spirit. Congratulations NY!!


The Daily Show: A Fewer Good Men

The Stewart Doctrine makes perfect sense, logically! :lol: Enjoy!


Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rules 6/24

I prefer the working title of Bristol’s memoir. :lol: Enjoy!!

New Rules 6/24/11, posted with vodpod


“Closing Time” in Afghanistan


Obama’s Afghanistan Plan Criticized by Dems, GOP

Nobody’s happy with his plan. Does that surprise me? No. The GOP thinks he’s drawing down too fast. The Democrats think it’s too slow. Of course, I’m with the “too slow” crowd. By next summer, the number of troops returning will be about the same number as the surge. So we’ll be going back to roughly the numbers we had before Obama took office? I don’t see that as a real withdrawal. 60K by next summer would have been perfect because it would include the troops added plus the ones that were already there.

Republicans think we risk losing whatever gains we made because we’re withdrawing too fast. Questions. How long are we going to hold their hand? Why are we training them? So we can get them to protect themselves, right? At some point, we’re going to have to let go. And it’s not like every soldier is coming home tomorrow (my dream). They’re leaving in stages.

Since it’s been almost 10 years, it’s really time to move on. Hell, even al-Qaeda moved on…to Yemen. Osama bin Laden moved on to the 7th level of Hades thanks to some Navy Seals. We can get out of the business of rebuilding other countries and start rebuilding ours.

While I’m not too happy with how long this process will take, at least we’re starting it.

The last line in Semisonic’s song Closing Time is…

“Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.”


Corpses on Your Camels

To encourage people to quit and keep kids from starting, cigarette packs will now have pictures of the results of a lifetime of smoking. Shock value is the point. But will it work?

It might help with the kids. The adults? Not so much. There have been so much anti-smoking ads. A lot of us have seen that lovely commercial of the lady smoking through her trach hole. And I’m sure doctors, families, and friends have showed them the pictures of diseased lungs.

I don’t think these pictures would make smokers blink. People know what they’re signing up for. It might help kids who are starting, but if they’re bumming cigarettes off their friends, they’re not looking at the sewn up corpse of a former smoker.

The video states that 30 countries have graphic images and that they’ve been effective. I’m skeptical as there are variables that can affect the drop in usage – like price. If the price went up at the same time the graphic images were implemented, how do we know that it wasn’t the cost factor?

Anyway, I am not sure it will help. I can definitely see the argument of government overreach. Adults can make their own decisions about their lives. Since it’s going to happen, I do hope it helps. Maybe it can get some people to actually consider quitting.

Message to Smokers: Shoving that cigarette up your ass is a lot healthier than smoking it. But you knew that. I can only hope you quit. For all the reasons that will now be displayed on your pack of smokes.


No Budget, No Pay

Controller Halts Pay for California Lawmakers

This is why I voted for Proposition 25. No budget, no pay. For every day there is no budget, they don’t get paid. There is no retroactive pay. If they lose it, wave bye bye. It’s gone. So lawmakers threw together “something” to meet the deadline. Problems. Governor Brown vetoed it. Thank you, Jerry. Now, because it wasn’t a balanced budget, Controller Chiang says no go. Thank you, John.

And Thank You, God. Maybe this will finally light a fire under their asses to produced a real, balanced budget. Governor Brown’s budget fell 4 GOP votes short of approval. Because Republican lawmakers’ pay is going to be on hold too, maybe this is the key to getting Brown’s approved.

I’m hoping this is the case. Or something similar to Brown’s plan. Maybe now, there will be some real compromise so we can get a budget that will dig us out of the frickin’ hole. Brown’s plan did it with big cuts, but it involved extending taxes. Maybe the 4 GOP holdouts now have an incentive to agree.

I’m sure we’ll see a real, balanced budget soon. After all, no one wants to lose pay. Tick tock, guys.


Totally Twisted Quote Tuesday 6/21/11


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