Monthly Archives: April 2011

Superman Says, “I’m Moving to Canada!”

Not really, but he doesn’t want to be American anymore and is renouncing his U.S. citizenship. I remember reading about this in passing and thinking, “Oh OK, whatever.” I didn’t think anything about it until I heard Karel talk about it tonight on the radio as I was doing my Saturday night burger ritual. After reading comments in articles about it, people have very strong opinions.

Some think this is insulting and unpatriotic of DC Comics to do this. “Truth, justice, and the American Way” was always the credo. Is he ashamed of being American? Some people see this as left-wing propoganda. This is their way of crapping all over America’s values. Even Superman is not buying America’s exceptionialism and that offends people.

Others think this is a good thing because it acknowledges that the United States is just one of many countries. In the issue, Superman says, “‘Truth, justice and the American way’ – it’s not enough anymore. The world’s too small, too connected.” In an age of anti-immigrant sentiment, it’s a nice reminder that we’re part of a global community. Citizens of the world.

Of course, there are a small group who think that this is another sign of a coming New World Order. Now, apparently, comic book publishers are being used to promote this one-world government. The fact that someone as American as apple pie is now a “global citizen” is another step to dismantling sovereign nations to favor some authoritarian collectivist. OK, that’s a little nuts, but so are most conspiracy theories.

All of this made me think a little harder about the fictional illegal alien from Krypton blessed with superhuman powers. I liked this line from the issue where Superman says, “I’m tired of having my actions construed as instruments of US policy.” Considering our history of propping up dictators and what we’ve done in Iraq, I don’t blame the Man of Steel. You can love America, but hate its foreign policy. And as our not-American-anymore hero said, “it’s not enough anymore.” He, and even those of us without power (superhuman or otherwise), can help people in other countries. In the name of humanity, which has no borders.

More power to our fictional, newly global Superhero.


A Lifetime of Joy for William and Catherine!

I am taking a “royal” break from afterbirthers, gutting Medicare, and gas prices.

The Royal Wedding is just a few hours away. I hope to be blissfully asleep. My partner will probably stay up and watch. She always loved Princess Diana.

Today, people will be celebrating on a grand scale. After all, a Prince is getting married. To a commoner. It’s the stuff of fairytales.

I’m not a Royal Watcher, so this isn’t like the Olympics or anything. I just get to indulge the huge girly girl in me. I’m very excited to see the dress. I occasionally watch “Say Yes to the Dress,” so her gown is on my mind. Will it be a cake-topper with an endless train like Diana’s? Or whimsically beaded like Fergie’s? Whatever she wears, I’m sure she will be stunning. She could make a potato sack look good.

For a long time, I’ve known I probably wouldn’t do the marriage thing. Even when I was little and fantasized about the wedding, it was all about the dress. And the bridesmaids dresses. And the flowers. The groom was nowhere to be found. I guess that’s why I never really considered the marriage thing seriously. You don’t get married so you can play dress up.

Even though it’s not in my cards, I love acknowledging these milestones. We celebrate them and make memories, which I believe is what life is about.

It’s a great time to celebrate love and the potential for “happily ever after.” For a while, we put away divorce statistics and are hopeful for the bride and groom. Maybe they’ll be the ones to make it. They’re so happy and in love. It’s practically dripping off of William and Catherine.

I do have a good feeling about these two. Theirs is a romance very different from Charles and Diana. She was very young and didn’t really know him. And he was in love with another woman. Definitely not a very solid foundation, and the divorce was not too surprising.

William and Catherine, on the other hand, have been together a long time. They’ve done the breaking up, getting back together dance. There isn’t much of an age difference. And they waited until they were both ready and willing. They have a much better shot at making it.

I am excited for them and wish them all the happiness in the world. And maybe a few princes and/or princesses down the road. I hope they enjoy it as much as they can, laugh heartily, love without fear, and drink it all in today. It will make for some beautiful memories they can reminisce on whenever the mood strikes them.


Afterthoughts and the Afterbirth

Since Obama attempted to settle this discussion once and for all, I’ve been reading different takes on the issue. Even though I naïvely thought this would placate them, Birthers called it a fake within a few hours of its release. There’s no getting through to them. The only way these people will believe he was born in Hawaii is to jump into a time machine and be in that delivery room. Since that’s not possible, this might do it. A picture needs to surface that has hula girls spelling out the date, a copy of the Honolulu Star-Bulletin to corroborate, and a large sign that says “Kapiolani Maternity Home” in the room. Dr. Sinclair, the obstetrician, wearing Hawaiian print scrubs would be a plus. Until said picture materializes, there will always be doubt in true Birthers’ minds.

Donald Trump, who brought this issue back into the spotlight, is not a true Birther. Nor is he a serious candidate for the GOP. He should just come out and say it: “Please watch my show, The Apprentice, NBC, Sundays 9:00 PM.” It’s about ratings. A Sunday night time slot, while not the dreaded “Friday Night Death Slot,” is not that popular. Something has to get people watching – especially now that Gary Busey is gone. Trump is not a birther or a politician. He’s a fame whore.

Orly Taitz, is not only a true Birther, she is the Queen Birther. What she said today after the release was telling. She says that under race of Obama’s father, it should have read “Negro” instead of “African,” given that it was the early 1960s. The fact that she would bring that up makes those racist undertones that much louder. Reverend Jesse Jackson spelled it out:

“The birther fringe and those continuing to challenge the legitimacy of the president’s birthplace might otherwise be an irritating distraction were it not for the fact that it is just the outer layer of a more fundamental, ideologically based states rights’ movement. Their “questions” about President Obama’s birth certificate, his religion and most recently his college admissions are silly and based upon unfounded accusations — coded and covert rhetoric to stir up racial fears.”

That’s what it is about. Questioning Obama’s right to be POTUS is saying, “I can’t believe there is a black man in the White House.” A commenter on The Daily Kos, Borg Warner, said it brilliantly: “A hard core section of white Americans can’t stand that a $&^^(@ (their word not mine) is in the whitehouse who didn’t come in the service entrance…it is that basic and it should be hung around the Republicans collective necks.”

They can bitch and moan and say that we’re playing the race card. It doesn’t matter. We see them for who they are. No other presidential candidate turned President, was hounded in such a manner.

Those of us who are reasonable knew long ago that Obama was born in Hawaii. Obama’s gesture wasn’t necessary, but I think he was just damn tired of it all. So, from now on, anything Birther-related will be classified as Afterbirth. Messy, full of waste, and if not expelled, can be toxic.


Birthers Crying Fake

Less than 12 hours after Obama released his birth certificate, Birthers are crying fake. Godlike Productions, my go-to website for all things conspiracy, spelled it all out, mainly in this thread:

*** Obama’s Birth Certificate Debunked Already ***Proof***

Don’t feel like reading posts from the lunatic fringe? I don’t blame you. I took the liberty of marking up Obama’s birth certificate with some of their “proof.” Enjoy. :-)


Obama’s Long Form Means It’s Over, Right?

Is this enough proof for you birthers carnival barkers (I love that)? I told you he was born in the state with hula girls and pineapples.

The black guy in the White House is legit. So, run along now, Trump and Orly. Scram!

ETA: Apparently, it’s not over. Orly Taitz (the birther in charge) now believes he’s using a bogus social security number. These people will never accept the fact that a black man was elected POTUS.


Ron Paul for President. Again.

Ron Paul Launches Uphill Bid for 2012 White House

Ron Paul has thrown his hat in the ring. It doesn’t surprise me. This will be his 3rd run at the presidency. Even though he doesn’t have a Slurpee’s chance in hell, I take this guy a lot more seriously than the Donald.

He has solid positions, not a possible run based on one central issue: the birth certificate. I don’t know if the Donald will run, but the fact that he’s announcing either way on the final episode of The Apprentice is telling. He’s a fame whore looking for ratings.

Ron Paul does have a small group of supporters. I find him interesting. He leans Libertarian, which made sense that he ran on the ticket in ’88. The legalization of drugs and prostitution plus a more isolationist foreign policy does give him that Libertarian flavor.

I wonder if his running will influence others’ campaigns. Will we hear more about the other candidates’ positions on foreign policy because of him? The fact that his son Rand Paul got elected Senator for Kentucky shows me that maybe his influence is growing. People are tired of the wars and spending money to help other countries that can be used here at home.

His run is adding some more seasoning to the mix. And I am excited about his debate. He’s the interesting candidate that you know won’t win, but his perspective on issues will make you think.

Ron Paul for President! Just kidding. I have fun typing that.


Totally Twisted Quote Tuesday 4/26/11


The Wikileaks Question (via The Beaglez)

The Beaglez have very interesting political discussions. Of course, I have a fondness for Briscoe.

The Wikileaks Question I listen to people very passionately talk about how Wikileaks is really about the freedom of information and that those documents have a right to be seen.  However – If we really believe that private  information should be readily available to the whole world – then why does everything from our facebook page to our amazon account have a password? We certainly don't like it when our information is out of our control, and yet somehow think its good … Read More

via The Beaglez


Sean Duffy, Flustered and Frustrated

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t hold a townhall. Or be a politician, for that matter.


Senator Graham Yells, “Kill! Kill!”

Graham: Bomb Gadhafi’s Inner Circle, End Stalemate

Senator Graham was pretty spicy on CNN’s “State of the Union” on Sunday. He got all G.I. Lindsey on everyone.

He said,

“So my recommendation to NATO and the administration is to cut the head of the snake off, go to Tripoli, start bombing Gadhafi’s inner circle, their compounds, their military headquarters. The way to get Gadhafi to leave is have his inner circle break and turn on him. And that’s going to take a sustained effort through an air campaign.

OK, I agree with him that Qathafi definitely needs to die. However, an air campaign isn’t going to kill him. There’s just going to be a lot of civilian deaths, and he’ll escape.

This is something that has to be done from the ground. Since we’re not supposed to assassinate a leader of a country, I guess we have to find him in some spider hole, and let his people execute him.

By “we,” I mean the other countries in NATO. Lindsey and John McCain want our weapons and air power back in the game. I guess. They can use our “stuff,” but definitely not our soldiers. No “boots on the ground.” None of our guys and gals dying. We have two other wars on our hands. I hope they and everyone else up on the Hill are keeping that in mind.


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